Rock Shirts

The world is a baffling place. The inequality is hard to stomach. The peasants, with their thin worn-out garments shiver in the rain and snow. The heiress and billionaires ask their butler to put more wood into the fire as they cozy up with their newfound friend. You just turn up the heater.

Summer comes and the pavement burns the soles of the hobo's feet. The rich kids just stay in their cars and listen to the new Lady Gaga hit. You thump your fingers at the door handle of your hired cab. Someday you dream of making it big. Of having cashiers and sales clerks open the door for you rather than following you around their stores and eyeing your every move. But until that day comes, you still wear your favorite rock shirt. You pair it up with your faded jeans and aviator shades. You still feel down but somehow you feel cool. You look at the mirror at your uniquely designed rock shirt.

You realize the world is a better place as long as you're wearing a rock shirt. You head on to your favorite store but you just can't find the right design for you. Everything they sell is blah.

You reluctantly gave in to your craving and gave online shopping a try. You search "rock shirts" and landed on Brandneusense. At first you were hesitant about purchasing from the internet. But after viewing their designs, you just fell in love. You walk on the street with your new rock shirt and you feel like Curt Cobain. You just don't care anymore if that lady behind the counter is watching your every move. You just feel sexy and confident like you could hook up with anyone.

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